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Дата 22.11.2002 03:34:03
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Забавный скетч :-) Сорри, с английского это не переводится

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
От Vadim
К Д.Срибный (22.11.2002 03:34:03)
Дата 22.11.2002 09:22:02

Ре: переводится

Приветствую

Да уж, "грузин Авас", "доцент был тупой" - перевели, как видите, и обратно смогёте. :)
От Eugene
К Д.Срибный (22.11.2002 03:34:03)
Дата 22.11.2002 05:40:03

Ураган!!!! Я же говорил, что Буш - ето куст :)) (-)
От Дервиш
К Д.Срибный (22.11.2002 03:34:03)
Дата 22.11.2002 04:01:56

:)

черт с ним давай кофе но с со сливками и с сахаром две штуки:)))))))))))))))))
От S.Chaban
К Д.Срибный (22.11.2002 03:34:03)
Дата 22.11.2002 03:43:53

Ре: Забавный скетч...

Привет!

Это переделаный скетч про бейсболистов (Who's on first?). Действительно смешной. И его надо именно слышать. Когда слышишь в первый раз, сам достаточно долго реагируешь как Джордж :)...

Кстати, очень похож на армейский анекдот про вечернюю поверку: "Нуирота!" - "Я!"...

С уважением.